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Domestic troubles on Deep Space 9.
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Travel experiences.
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When universes collide..............
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:lol
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I didn't get this until I said it out loud. :blush
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It took me a little while as well, Eccs. :lol
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:lol Eccs!

Here's one on the same theme that the Chaircat thought of years ago - not Star Trek but only a minor digression!
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Local folk singer Fred Wedlock used to sing his own version of the Beatles song.
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Very good!
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Joking about getting breathalysed is very politically incorrect these days. When he sang that song it was considered laddish behaviour and just an unfortunate occurrence if you got caught but he wouldn't get away with it now. I went to one of his appearances in the 70s when he sang that song. It was part of a folk festival held in a marquee in fields adjacent to the Portcullis pub at Hanham Mills on the banks of the River Avon. The basist of the band I was in rented out its PA system for the gig so I was enabled to sneak in as temporary assistant sound engineer. He did a pretty good impression of being drunk while singing the song, then immediately sobered up afterwards. I was impressed.
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Back to Jean-Luc's gang...........
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A bit dodgy, this one................
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:lol
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Captain Kirk looks as if he quite enjoyed giving a pill to the cat.
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OK, it's Star Wars if you want to be pedantic.
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In case you don't get it:
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That's a nice Star Wars joke, Eccs! And now............this..........
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