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Facebook keeps on sending me these.
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Reminds me of that old chestnut
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three - a right ear, a left ear, and a final front ear.
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I had to think about OC's joke.
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I had to think about it as well, Eccs! 
Here's another one.

Here's another one.
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And now Spock and Kirk make a contribution.
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More Spock and Kirk
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
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Another exchange between our 23rd century dynamic duo - it's rumoured they suffer from repetitive action syndrome.
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
(Terry Pratchett 1948-2015)
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
(Terry Pratchett 1948-2015)
(Terry Pratchett 1948-2015)
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Captain Kirk has a medical with 'Bones' McCoy.
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And another..
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
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An unfortunate mispronunciation.
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