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Facebook keeps on sending me these.
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:rofl

Reminds me of that old chestnut

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three - a right ear, a left ear, and a final front ear.
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:D
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:lol
I had to think about OC's joke.
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I had to think about it as well, Eccs! :p

Here's another one.
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And now Spock and Kirk make a contribution.
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More Spock and Kirk
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:p at the jest Eccs found. Here's another one featuring Captain Picard and Commander Riker.
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:lol
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Another exchange between our 23rd century dynamic duo - it's rumoured they suffer from repetitive action syndrome.
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:lol
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:lol
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Captain Kirk has a medical with 'Bones' McCoy.
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:lol

And another..
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:rofl
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Here's another Picard special.
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Another little jest.
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:D Seems reasonable.
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An unfortunate mispronunciation.
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