But its size is known more accurately than ever before, and all done with a home PC! But the French always were fussy about their food. 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8442255.stm
I was going to do a longer one but my pencil broke.
All Pi's have a size defined by how much I should eat plus 10%
I thoght this thread was about Pies! 
By coincidence, since we are running a bit short of supplies (Tesco are unable to get their vans up the hill, even though the Waitrose ones seem to be managing 
) I am making Pies today - a Fish Pie with tinned salmon and an Apple Pie.
It will be the first year we actually finish all the Christmas cake I reckon.
Aha I suspect a conspiracy.
You know these climate change disciple people are always giving advice about having less waste by not throwing good food out blah blah
Do you think this business has secretly been made worse than it needs to be to force more people to eat up their christmas leftovers.
I suppose not or if so it has massively backfired as everyone puts the heating on while they scoff the stale cake.
I think it's all being madly over-exaggerated here. The roads are clear so I think the Tesco staff just fancy a week off.
Mind you we can't get our car out of the drive and poor old Rovy won't start anyway, having lost his slot in the garage when we acquired small banger upstart Fizzy for Jay.
I am worn out from my morning of Interesting Meals to Make from One Tin of Pink Salmon (fish pie and 5 fishcakes) and the Forgotten Box of Garage Apples (apple crumble and stewed apple for the err plumper family member.) I had forgotten how much washing up cooking makes 
Poor Old Rovy:
Many winter birds love apples, if you want an excuse not to make any more apple pies.
Merry, I have figured out why Tesco can't deliver, but Waitrose can.
It's about the driver getting to work in the first place. Waitrose employees probably live in your (posh) area, but Tesco drivers will have to get all the way in from the slums. 
I am planning a Tesco delivery monday but will have no problem because I live in the poorer area anyway.
