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The HF Party is up for election and you are all invited to be party members. You don't even need to be a UK Citizen. Many of our voters are not and indeed it's traditional for a fair percentage to be family pets. Some voters feel that one vote isn't enough to express their confidence in their chosen party.

Just add your plans/promises to our manifesto (as serious or not as you please). It doesn't matter if they contradict our other prospective MPs as this never stopped the other parties.

My first election promises are:

#The abolition of all goldfish bowls as cruel to the more free thinking, intellectual fish.

#Capital punishment for people who slurp soup loudly.
:clap  

#3  We, the H-F Arties as we are known (a nod to our literary leanings) take Healthy Eating and the latest medical advances very seriously indeed.  Therefore, since Research Suggests that one daily square of chocolate is beneficial for healthly hearts, we intend to make a daily chocolate ration compulsory for all UK citizens:  20 squares actually on the grounds that if one is good, twenty is probably even better.
# Stimulate the Trans Atlantic Economy by development of a Green Air fleet, run jointly by the US/UK pilots association. The new Green Aircraft to be developed in highest secrecy, are to harness the awesome power of green peas exploding in a microwave oven. This also will stimulate agricultural endeavors and overall significantly improve our joint economy thru tourism. The entry level job market will benefit since the exploding green pea clean up efforts will require janitorial staff to be politically correctly designated GPF, the Green Pease Force.
Cats to have 99 lives instead of 9 and be allowed to cross roads in safety anywhere we like.
The Power of Green Peas!  :clap

99 lives for Cats - very good.

#  Since Research also Suggests that a small glass of wine improves blood supply to the brain, on Wednesday afternoons all Cabinet members will be required to get absolutely blotto just prior to statue-decision making time.

We had a dummy-run of this last Wednesday and came up with some more manifesto ideas which were absolute corkers, viz:

#  Research, as we have seen, is a very useful tool. Unemployment is a big problem.  We will therefore kill two birds with one stone and immediately get a a lot of people off the streets and put them onto full-time Research.

#  War is a Bad Thing.  Therefore we will be implementing a Cloaking Device around the British Isles with immediate effect as soon as the blueprints can be posted by our honourable member Norman's carers.  This will end all invasion attempts immediately, and cut down quite a bit on immigration.

#  However, we will keep the British Army and deploy them immediately to all cases of citizen-reported weed or mice invasions, and to rescuing cats from trees so the Fire Service can put out more fires.
Since Research also Suggests that a small glass of wine improves blood supply to the brain, on Wednesday afternoons all Cabinet members will be required to get absolutely blotto just prior to statue-decision making time.


This policy was followed by the ancient Persians.   They would debate a policy when drunk, and debate it again when sober.   If they came to the same decision as they had when they were drunk, then they adopted that decision.   That does not necessarily mean that they carried out that policy.

In fact, when you does think about it such a process means that a policy is far more likely not to be adopted, because most discussions are about 'what does we do' rather than 'let's do nothing'.   You just as likely to agree to not carry out a policy as carry it out, and you not too likely to agree the same decision when drunk and sober.  So the bias is towards no change and everything carries on much as before.   So this would be a good way of decision-making now, as it would prevent a lot of change just for the sake of it.
# All non essential dogs to be banned.
So Guide dogs for the blind, police sniffer dogs, sheepdogs on sheep farms etc will be allowed. Dogs employed just to annoy other people, create messes to be cleaned up and for threatening and fighting purposes will not be allowed.

p.s. can the army also deal with the insects please.
#Beer is a food as it has valid nutritional content, therefore should carry no duty or VAT.
(asymphototropic @ 05 May 2010,3:22pm)
GPF, the Green Pease Force.

This would be the one based in New Hampshire I presume?
http://www.peasedev.org/pease/index.asp
#no new things just for the sake of it to be allowed.

So hard facts can't just change colour and put all the forums in a different order and then ask me to read 5 93 page pdfs before I read and post again.
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