As the year starts we need to decide on who gets the best bonus out of the workers who run this board.
Now I realise we have here a bunch of retired people who have no clue about how these things work in the cut throat world of work these days so here are some helpful hints.
Panikos works tirelessly keeping the board running and rushing home from morrisons without buying cheese when he gets a text message that the board has fallen over. And he replies to all tiresome posts about politics and computers within the service level of 2 hours.
Merry works tirelessly finding and posting puzzles day and night even when her family need her at home but has on occasion lost the answers. And she replies to all tiresome posts about cookery and pink things within the service level of 2 hours.
Test Pilot shows up to work when it suits him and doesn't do much when he is here. But he has helped the community by dressing up as a pirate , taken part in fireworks displays , and helped Santa deliver cigarettes to needy children.
So by todays workplace rules Test Pilot gets the bonus.
Did someone mention cookery and pink things? merry comes running at full speed
lovely post, Pani, we must sort out bonuses for lovely posters 
Thank you 
Now what can I spend my bonus on?