Another religious artefact that's... well a bit pants really 
Thongs of Praise
Mind you $12.99 is a bargain for 'Madonna and Child' knickers. The price would certainly make me consider them over my usual pants supplier (Tesco.)
Lots of lovely items on the same site if you have a browse, including this Military Santa, which I hope my neighbours might favour over their life-size Bart Simpson Santa of previous years.
There isn't really an adequate rejoinder to that, is there? 
Perhaps it's a variation on Mormon "garments"?
At last! A religious icon that I can erm.. relate to 