helo all.
montenegro is to split from serbia and becum a seperate state. i wunder if monte will evenchewally split from negro?
old narlyteeth margaret becket says ower soljers will leeve iraq wen the job is dun and that we wont cut and run. sillie woman. of corse we will cut and run just as sune as the americans, wich will be wen george bush leeves the wite howse.
the criminal records offise has mesd up records of 2700 peeple. wun woman in wales was rongly labeld as a shoplifter. how hevy are shops in wales?
the pope visited the last popes berthplase in poland. the sale of alcohol to the rest of the town wus band during his visit but he wus oferd red and wite wine. i wunder if he terned the wine into water?
michael winner is a film directer. he wus offerd an obe in the queens berthday honners list and ternd it down becus he sed it wus for peeple hoo cleend the bogs at kings cross stashun. i think that is wot thay call toylet humer.
chat sune.
dik.
I thought the montenegro split meant it had already packed its bags and left cos I had trouble finding the place on the map.
Is it an irretrievable breakdown in relations or might they get back together after they have been apart a few days and had a good whinge? 
As for the OBE I always wanted to be offered one so I could turn it down. I want the Queen to phone me personally so I can say "Queen? oh god yes I loved your last album'
Montenegro means Black Mountain. It quite easy to find if you does know where it is.
Wergh.
I have no idea if Serbia has any natural resources. Probably not if Montenegro decided to become a separate state. Serbia is landlocked so Montenegro port facilities will presumably be a nice little earner for the smaller state. They will now have to have an independent navy but may be able to get cheap deals with former Yugoslav ships.
That was a bit crafty of Montenegro to take the bit where the ocean is. Like splitting a house down the middle 'but I get the bit with the front door' 
Croatia was crafty too, they have got all the coast of Bosnia bit and all the nice little islands where it is nice for tourists.
Michael Winner is very full of himself. He probably thought it stood for Officially Boring Egoist.
His weekly eating-out column in the Sunday Times is here. I always enjoy it very much, he is such a prat but doesn't seem to mind us knowing.
what amazes me is he feels he is entitled to a better class of honour for producing films of extreme violence and inane plot lines .. at least cleaning loos does some good.!