helo evrywun. ime bak. i bet yoo thawt yood got rid of me dident yoo?
keith richards of the rolling stones fell owt of a tree 3 weaks agoe. he wus on holidae in fiji. i dont no wye he wus up the tree but luckily he broke the fall with his hed. hese bean off his trollie for yeers so hese now out of his tree as well.
tony blair has sed that he will give his replasement time to bed in before the elecshun. after the way sum of his ministers have bean misbehaving resently that wusent a verie clever mettyfore. thay mite take him literelly.
heather and paul mccartney have split. evrywun is wundering wat sort of divorse setelment heather will get. paul is werth 800 million but she wont get half. if she tryse she wont have a leg to stand on.
it used to be rownd the bike sheds for a quick drag wen i wus at skool. now its psst wanna paket of crisps? its being band from skools but kids still wont thare junk food. funy old werld innit?
pyow pyow pyow pyow pyow hack hack hack is monkey talk for lets go acording to reserch.
huh is dik talk for hoo pays theese peeple?
as for hoo pays ilegal imigrants the anser is the imigrashun servise. nigerian ilegals have bean cleening thare ofises for yeers rite under thare noses. the home secreterry sed no sistem is safe. no sistem is wot thay have got and it isent safe. the cleening cumpany sed they had proseedures in plase acording to goverment gidelines. that explanes it then.
prince charles says his sons keep him in tutch with wots going on. but charles still dusent like the lowd music just like other parents he says. um not exactly like other parents. all hese gotta do is take a five minit walk to another part of his howse and he woant heer it. all this stuff came from an intervew with ant and dec becus of the princes truss or sumthing.
the usa are going to show thare own vershun of the eurovision song contest in wich the 50 us states will take part. bim bam bom yehar. i exspect thay will call it the world song contest.
later. dik.
It was a coconut tree Keithie fell out of. Several nuts jokes in there, I think.
wanna paket of crisps?
and some coke too, no doubt
a five minit walk to another part of his howse
That do remind me about the expensive military education wot Prince Harry received at Sandhurst.
'We might not send him to a proper War, cos the enemy might know he there, and try to shoot him ded.'Welcome back cleverdik - hope you enjoyed your rest last week
heather and paul mccartney have split.
- slightly off topic but I had to laugh last night while watching Dame Edna Everage on The Prince's Trust 30th Birthday prog when she said about her coming clomping down the stairs to reach the stage and that everyone would have been thinking it was Heather Mills coming ...
kids still wont thare junk food
As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be.
When I was a kid, school dinners were horrid and kids today don't know they are born even if they get the healthy options. We got braised gristle and watered mash potato and weren't allowed the half an apple (even though our parents had paid for that half an apple, can you imagine the outcry today?) unless we ate up all the dinner.
Kids sneaked out to the chippy and the sweet shop, so they will just have to go back to that.I remember that braised gristle and those disgusting potatoes mashed with water. They made me sick so I used to hide it in my pocket. I got found out and sent to the Headmaster though. Not eating it was not allowed even if it made you sick.Yes, we could have made so much use to the Human Rights Act back then when there actually was something to complain about.
And we all knew about starving children in Africa even if some of us didn't have TVs and they didn't have appeals in those days, because these mythical children would have been glad of a meal of braised gristle.
