hello evrywun.
well the elecshun results wernt much of a suprise wer thay? gordon brown sed the loss of 300 cownsillers was a warning shot. yeh like hiroshima was a warning shot.
remember peter mandelson hoo was minister withowt portfolio? now we have john prescott hoo is minister without ennything. mister prescott has asked to be abel to spend moar time with his secretary family.
tony blair and gordon brown are tawking this weakend abowt ware thay are going neckst. how abowt the jobsenter?
leeding catholics have set up a groop to cownter the da vinci code film. thay think that peeple mite belive the film is troo. thay have a point i meen wich wud yoo bileve? jesus dide on a cross and magically came back to life or he got marrid and had kids?
seeya.
dik.
Hello cleverdik 
Thought you might like this ...
Q. What's the similarity between John Prescott and an MFI flat-pack?
A. A couple of screws in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!
