Hi all.
procter and gamble have had thare rists slaped by the asa becus of hed and sholders shampoo. yoo can see dandruff sed the asa. onlie from 2 feat say p and g. enny closer and its an invashun of personal spase. pull the uther wun sed the asa chanje yer adverts. i agree. ads show cuples runing fingers thew eech uthers hare. now evrywun try doin that from 2 feat away. daft innit?
dixons shops are going to rebrand as currys. i think this is daft. nun of my mates wud be sean ded bying tekie stuff from currys but thay mite just goe to dixons. currys is ware old peeple go to get a frij at a bargin prise then get riped off with the garanty. or maybe have to by a scart leed to make thare frij werk.
if yoo have got a sat nav thing in yor car and yoo want to get to a plase cald crackpot that is in yorkshire yoo may be sent on a dirt track and get stuck on the edge of a 100 foot drop. ive herd of a plase cald little wallop. maybe thats at the bottom?
gene pitney has bean fownd ded in his hotel room in cardiff wich wus no ware near torquay so he dident stay at fawlty towers and dident eet kippers for brekfast. my mum is guted. he was dew to do a consert in bristol the folowing nite. he was only 24 howers from Bristol.
carphone warehouse are the fones peeple hoo also do talk talk home fone servis. thay are sed to be starting a free internet brawdband servis neckst weak. ive herd abowt thare existing servis wich is rubish. maybe thay will call the free wun cuss cuss.
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dik.
There is a place near Luton called Wibbly Wobbly Lane. And one in Ireland called Tubber Curry. Just the thing after a night in the pub with Fugger, eh?
I bought my fridge from Currys so that proves the point.
Sat Nav is now the top thing to be robbed by robbers.
Nether Wallop is in Wiltshire, as are Middle Wallop and Over Wallop... none of which too far from the pub where I met Sam......
Here is a link to the Test Valley district council site, singing the praises of the area and here is a multimap link highlighting the village where we met(Shipton Bellinger) and to the south east you can see all the wallops.....
Ron on Linux cos Sam is on the windoze box.....