hello evrywun.
the home ofise has bean asked to pardon anne boleyn becus she wus inosent. she wus wun of henry the eiths wives. ime shore she wud be hapy to no that.
a familie of fore ate 20000 kit kats to win prises werth £12000. dental bills probly came to £13000.
jupiter is growing anuther red spot. sientists are calling it red junier. not very orijinal are thay?
tiscali has neerly 1 million brawdband users. wich meens abowt 50000 billing errers. tawkin of billing errers demon internet forgot to bill a custumer for fore yeers. then wen thay relised thay sent in the det collecters. nawty.
naomi campbell has bean in truble agane. she hit a person with a mobile fone and the person neaded 4 stiches. she must have had an old fone cus new wuns are tiny and wudent pack a punch like that.
the cash for honners thing is still draging on. tony benn used to be a peer but he gave it up to becum an mp. i wunder if he culd have sold it? or maybe loned it?
just a short wun this weak so thats all folks.
later.
dik.
Maybe they will go back to selling big mobile phones for that reason. Or maybe a lead weighted attachment 
She might have had one of those phones with the hidden knife attachments.
hidden Knife? 
@ furby
Good one..
Apparently she is going to write about the incident in the next vol of her autobiography..
as soon as she sharpens her crayons.