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hi evrywun.

tessa jowell is this weaks hot story. her husband got a gift of 344 thowsand pownds pade off the morgidge and she new nothing abowt it. he is a loyer. i herd that 99% of all loyers give the rest a bad name.

ming campbell is the new lib dem leeder. he wants to privatise the post offise and put up income tacks. i wunder wye his parents named him after a chineese dinasty?

a prisoner has bean band from reeding books abowt majic triks. this is becus he mite lern triks abowt how to escape. pick a card enny card and ile nick yore keys? i think the gards shud reed books abowt how not to be so stupid.

my mate fugger werks for a funeral directer. thay tuk on a new lad cald jim resently hoo is a bit dim but hese mad abowt berds. the fethered tipe that is. wun day jim wus sent up into the store room that is in the loft of the funeral plase to get sum old documents. he wus gon a wile. then fugger sed that he herd clump clump clump noyses overhed from the store room. it went on for a wile then jim came downstares with a starling in his hands. fugger asked ware he got it and jim sed it got into the loft. fugger sed how did yoo catch it? jim sed i jest chased it till it wus nackerd. fugger sed he let it go owtside and it flew away. i doant think jim is reddy to go owt on the job yet.

chat sune.
dik.

I think Tessa probably didn't know about it.

It must be nice to live in a world where 344 thousand is not an amount of money you would question.

What I don't understand is why they didn't hang on a bit and buy the house with the cash, why bother with a mortgage. ?

And the Ming Dynasty got in difficulties as they put the taxes up too high , so that is not a good sign.
Ch'ing!!  Goodbye, Ming!
Is he leaving already?

This leadership business is so tiresome.




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