helo all.
ben kingsley the famus actor was nited in 2001. he wants to be cald sir now. it must be like being bak at sckool on the film set. roger moore is also a sir but he likes to be cald rog. i think i like rog beter than sir.
a man from sudan was cawt with his trousers down behind a gote in the nite. he was forsed to pay a dowry of 15000 dinars wich is abowt £30 for the goat and marry it. he probly herd abowt succubuses that come for you in the nite but sumwun shud have sed it was a goste not a gote.
an artist in essex has made a model of herself owt of bred on friday. peeple will eet it tooday. i think she shud have made a model of homer simpson then she cud have made it owt of doh.
daniel craig is the latest james bond but he can onlie drive awtomatic cars so his aston martin had to be convertid to awto. james bond? huh brook bond moor like.
the robers hoo stole £50 million left 1.3 million in thare getaway van. that meens thay onlie have 48.7 million. thay must be guted.
a woman was arestid wen she tride to bank sum of the muny. the muny was still in the securitas depot wrappers. yoo gotta laff havent yoo?
chate sune.
dik.
She will probably get off with it on the grounds of being too daft to have been directly involved with the crime.
These days banks do not like cash as it requires people to count it and anyone with so much cash that it needs to be weighed rather than counted is immediately suspected of being a money launderer. Surely everyone know that.
I feel sorry for anyone who works for Securitas and who is innocent, as the first people to be suspected in any case like this are all the people on the inside. It is impossible to arrange a robbery like that without inside information.