dick cheney is americas vise president so hese owt to get them tererists. he shot a 78 yeer old man cald harry last weak but he wasent a sewiside bomer. he wus aming at a duck and shud have his eyes testid. the hospital sed harry wus doing fine. hese now had a hart atak becus a bit of shot went into his hart. but hese still doing fine. hoo rites these goverment reports? i meen shud the vise president reely be sean as sumsun hoo gose owt kiling wild animals and old men? ferther news. mister cheney sed he acseps full blame for the shuting and it wasent harrys fawlt. wow. he had the gun. he puld the triger. and he acsepted the blame. dur. he also sed that saterday wus the werst day of his life. i doant eckspect the ducks and harry were too hapy eyether.
reserch says that after the foot and mowth owtbrake five yeers agoe the goverments efferts faled. the goverment dosent agree. thay say that overall incum in the cuntry is hyer than in citees but thay agree thay have to do sumthing abowt low pay becus wages are 13% lower than in the citees. now hows that for goverment dubble speek?
wot dus a digeree do? well yoo can atack the poleese with it for a start. a briklayer in this cuntry did so and wus sentensed to 180 hours comunity servis. no worries mate.
the rolling stones played in rio yesterday. thare an amazin bunch of oldys arent thay? mick jagger is 63 so he is entiteled to free eye tests and wil get a penshun in 2 yeers time. hese got a lot of rinkles but he says thare lafter lines. i dident think ennything cud be that funy.
barbara cartland fownded a gipsy site in 1963 wich wus befoar i wus born. it stil ecksists. i doant think it is pink.
chat sune. dik.
hese got a lot of rinkles but he says thare lafter lines. i dident think ennything cud be that funy.
I know one thing, I'm gonna blame Dik in later life for some of mine!
