helo evrywun.
the man in israel calld sharon is still hanging in thare after anuther operashun. funny name for a man isent it? maybe his uncle mary wantid to call him that?
steve fossett has gon arownd the werld and acros the atlantic twise on his virgin atlantic plane trying to find sumware to land. he endid up in bournmouth. poor bugger. i wunder ware virgin dumped his lugidge?
i saw those famus cartunes the uther day. i thawt thay were rubish but i dident fele like burning down the danish embasy. i wud have drawn a false beerd on the pictcher of the profit but the wun that wus alreddy thare was beter than i cud do.
a theef stole 2 safes from a pub in norfolk. the local poleese made a fotofit pictcher of a man with a hitler mustash half an eer fare hare and black eybrows and a funy shaped hed. thay are now looking for sumwun hoo luks like mister potato hed.
chat sune.
dik.
P.S. Happy birthday Sam.
Sharon is not nearly as odd a name as Ariel.
Which is either a Dean Friedman song or the Little Mermaid or a thing to help you watch TV.
Or a washing powder.
Steve Fossett flew 26,000 miles in 76 hours so he could 'claim the record'.
Isn't it time we stopped smiling indulgently at millionaires who want pointless 'records' that involve a huge waste of fuel and pollute the planet for no reason? Aviation fuel is a huge offender re CO2 emissions.
merry the spoilsport 
I think all pointless things should be taxed at 1000% at least.
Steady on, Furbs. 
This board could come under that category.
Dean Friedman??
Furbs..have you heard S&M tango?
one for Ron and Mistress P i had assumed .. 
obviously I just came accross it in a scientific way.. not interested in THAT at all! 