Are we having horrorscopes for 2011
I have noticed that Mystic Crystal now has Sooty in her Crystal Ball and he is my favourite.
I would like a horrorscope where I could choose one dead person and one probably-not-dead-yet but far away person to be with me. And that my workplace burns down and I get instant retirement.
But I suppose I will get one where I have the chance to go trampolining and five toasters break this year.
I 'predict' that mystic will be making a visit soon, but I'm afraid it could well be toasters - sigh.
In the meantime we just have to hope for the best. The US could go to nuke North Korea, but miss and destroy London instead. 
Imagine all of the politicians, bankers and bishops gone in an instant. All the royals too and most of the TV chefs and those daytime TV people.
I feel better already just thinking about it 
I have let Sooty out of his box and employed him to guard my electrical items with special responsibility for toasters and so far so good.