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Well, maybe not the world but Creature and Me has noticed that my literary style appearing more and more in online Newspaper Articles.

From the Telegraph online in a financial article.

Markets also want to see in to see if Ben Bernanke, the Federal Reserve chairman, in a speech on Friday sheds any light on how weak US economy is and whether it slide back into recession.

You see?

Wergh!  

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I shall look out for it

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I've just spotted another (from Wikileaks):

: It wrong and disturbing for the press to be talking about 'molestation'.

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I should have taken out copyright on this, werggghhhhhhhhh

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If you had, Midge, you'd be rolling in catnip by now!  

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When I read the title , I thought some of us at hard facts would be being accused of this.

I have found myself using such English at times, I suppose it is a bit like when people go to Ireland or America they pick up accents.

No excuse for these serious newspapers though is there unless they use hard facts for political ideas which has been suspected before now.

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Genuine MidgeKitty, accept no imitations!  Exclusively available at HardFacts.  

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Here another one from the Daily Telegraph about Barnet Council.

Council outlaws mother-in-law jokes.............Despite surviving from Roman times, the humour no longer considered acceptable, according to officials at the London Borough of Barnet.

Barnet not a hotbed of political correctness, it Tory controlled.   It known in the trade as "easyCouncil" because it modelling services on wot it thinks is budget airline-style provision; axe wardens for the elderly, shut libraries etc.

But ace City accountants and auditors Grant Thornton do say the leadership has failed to draw up a proper business plan!   "Further work is required to develop the programme vision and the organisational blueprint," the auditors said, in their review of Barnet's governance of the project. "High level cost and benefits … expected from the programme ... are to be finalised." A business case was "critical" to the project's success, they said, and ordered the council to produce one immediately.

So there you go, wergh.

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M-I-L jokes outlawed?!  we better get some in quick before it spreads nationwide!

A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in thekitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us." The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?" Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was the complaint? George: We haven't had any yet. A young wife came home one day and found her mother standing in a bucket of water with her finger stuck in the light socket. The young husband was standing by the switch. 'Hello, darllng,' said the mother, 'George has had this marvellous idea for curing my rheumatism.'

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