I is on my hols with Sister Claire from tomorrow morning, so no more Werghs after today for just over 2 weeks.
We is going here again to Mrs Nunn.
Wergh.
Hope you and Claire have a nice time! 
I missed your good bye Midge, it seems
Hope you and your sister, and Creature and Gran, have a wonderful time - we will miss you! 
Hurry back home safe.
Well, we is back home now, been here since Tuesday. Coming home was a performance I can tell you.
You see, it like this. It not our role to give Creature an easy life, and so we did pretend we wanted to stay a bit longer with Mrs Nunn and, after giving Creature the most cursory greeting, we nipped out into our run before he could close the little door.
We went right down to the end of the run, and turned our backs on Creature, pretending to be most interested in wot going on in Mrs Nunn's garden. And Mrs Nunn had a visitor, a lady Stand-Up-Back-Legs wot been brilliantly trained! She stopped as she walked past us and said to us O you is so beautiful! You is so Beautiful, is you not? And so we smiled back at her, she a Stand-Up-Back-Legs of excellent taste and judgement as she giving all the Right Answers.
As she departed in search of Mrs Nunn I decided to go Indoors and see wot Creature up to, he seized the opportunity to catch me and put me in Our Basket, not such a good move by me. But Sister Claire stayed outside and saw the lady Stand-Up-Back-Legs leaving ,she did stop ansd say O where your Friend gone? But you is so Beautiful! And Claire did smile at her yeeeeeeeee and then turned round and just sat at the bottom of the Run looking at Creature who saying come on Claire it time to Go Home. In the end Mrs Nunn had to come in the Run at the bottom end and shoo Claire indoors, whereupon Creature caught her and into the Basket she came.
So I sang to Creature all the way Home, and when he got us Indoors and let us out he had omitted to unlock our cat door, so we ignored him for the next 90 minutes until he put that right, and then I made him useful as Favourite Cushion for rather longer than he would have liked. Hweh hweh hweh!
And so far there has been no funny turns since I got home. I is going to visit Our Gran tomorrow, Creature do tell me that his sister and her husband did redecorate Our Gran's kitchen and dining room while she away as a surprise, Our Gran nearly wept tears of joy when she opened the kitchen door and saw it.
So now everything back to Normal, wergh.
A lovely story and we are very glad to have you home. And that there have been no more Funny Turns.
Please give Creature a little nudge to ask him to maybe make a post about his trip in Travellers' Tales!
It is very brave of creature's mum to allow cats anywhere near re decorated rooms.
In my experience cats examine wallpaper and are not impressed by the standard of work and they try to help by stripping the walls.