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uh-oh

A swan in Fife has Bird Flu.

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p.s. I hope the dead bird I found on my mum's stairs didn't have Bird Flu.

I just put it in the bin and the bins were emptied, so too late now.  

If I find any more, perhaps I will ring DEFRA.

If my mum's house gets a 3 mile exclusion zone, I won't be able to go to work.  

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I love the idea of the exclusion zone so I may begin telling people I have bird flu here.

Still, it's a bit worrying that it's reached the UK now even though we knew it was going to sooner or later.

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I was in Fife at the weekend.   A-choo!    

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I'm not taking any chances

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Time for our diving spirits to take refuge in humour so I proudly announce the First Bird Flu Joke:

A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. A bit tanked-up, they began to boast, as tanked-up things are prone to do. The lion said, "I'm the King of the Jungle because when I roar, everyone runs off at top speed!" The gorilla said, "That's nothing. I'm the real King of the Jungle because when I beat my chest everyone runs off at top speed - screaming!" Both the lion and the gorilla turned to face the chicken who says, "Roaring, beating, pah! That's nothing. All I have to do is sneeze and the whole world shits itself!"

Don't all laugh too much, it lowers the resistance

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And another:

In an attempt to stop the spreading of bird flu, George Bush is making plans to bomb the Canary Islands.

He will be moving on to Turkey the week after.

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wergh, me and my sister Claire must try to overcome our natural instincts in repect of poorly Birds.................it seems we can catch this horrid Bird Flu quite easily, wergh...................

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I wonder if there will be any jobs going at DEFRA?

It has just been on the news that if you find a dead bird you should report it.

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And as well as cats and scottish people.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4878868.stm

We need to watch for mice and pigs and weasels.

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