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Now it's been a while since I had (many) complaints about Tesco delivery.  But this morning they have left my Fridge Stuff on the van (again) - meaning I had to call CS (again) - I am practically darn best friends with the nice people at Tesco CS (lovely scottish accents, chosen because Research Shows you are less likely to get angry with someone with a friendly Scottish lilt.)

Not to mention that last week I found a woman's fingernail in my White Chocolate Bakery Cookies and yesit did make me feel sick and that's why I've hidden it - don't look if squeamish    (not as bad as the Turkey's Claw from Waitrose.)

You gotta love those packing guys.  No frozen chickens today, apparently (though if they just made a few stand outside for a while....)  so guess what they made as an intelligent substitution to a woman who wanted a whole chicken to roast at the weekend:

Tesco Frozen Chicken - livers  

And to round it all off nicely here's a little gem from their website/My Favourites yesterday:

Tesco Dishwasher Salt Granules From the Dishwasher Products shelf Sorry, this favourite is not currently available. Have you considered... Tesco Floor Wipes 15's

Tesco... Floor Wipes.  O...Kay.......    what, so I might feel like wiping the floor to get past my depression at not being able to use the dishwasher?

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Do they bring it back later or do you need to be fridge food deprived for a week.

Website suggestions of connected things are indeed bizarre at times, but floor wipes is just insulting and they should program the suggestions algorithms to ignore them.

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Perhaps the floor wipes are to mop up the chicken livers that you slung at the floor in total disbelief.
How did you know that the fingernail was a woman's?

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I knew someone would ask about the sex of the fingernail. It is shaped and painted but I suppose that doesn't mean as much as t once did  

As for the Undelivered Stuff CS 'could  not get hold of the driver' (as usual) but the driver himself called a little later to say he had found a bag of Chilled on the van and was it mine, because 'he had tried everyone else'.  I was tempted to ask why he hadn't tried me first since it's ALWAYS mine.  Anyway then he said I was "lucky" because another van was coming up this evening so I can have it at 5pm, which is not my definition of luck.  (He is not rude.  Just not overblessed with intelligence.)

Anyway in the hassle I burnt a pie, spilled a pint of milk all over the kitchen (and I mean ALL OVER) had to face Mr M's big, sad, disappointed eyes that he was having to have an emergency cobbled lunch, and had a nasty surprise in a drawer.  

It's Not My Day.

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I'm sorry the Moving Finger[nail] has Writ rude words all over your day like this, Merry, but it was nice of you to make us   !

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My sister had one of those days last week.
First off, the car broke down.
While the car was in the garage, the washing machine packed in, the cooker blew up and the fridge-freezer stopped working.
Having got the car fixed she was able to go out and get the kitchen appliances replaced. At least she was able to negotiate a volume discount. She thought that was that, and everything would settle down this week, until she found the hot water tank had sprung a leak. A mass of bedding and other stuff in the airing cupboard that houses said hot water tank is soaking wet.

What was the nasty surprise in the drawer? Forget the last question, I've found the answer. Yeuch..

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I does hope you got all of the next 6 months worth of Bad Luck out of the way, Merry!  

They should compensate you for the Foreign Body in the  White Chocolate Bakery Cookies because all manner of Official Watchdogs should be interested in it.   Tesco cannot even argue that it would be a valuable addition to your protein intake, as it Waste Material.

Wergh.  

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Merry you could complain and be famous and on the television  as that complaining woman who found a fingernail in the cookies.

And we can all watch and think how lucky we are to know a famous person.

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Poor old Eccles' sister, however badly off one feels there is usually someone worse off.  That sounds like a Bad Day of epic proportions!

I see I left the Hide out of my post and now even the Squeamish know it was a fingernail in my cookies!    Damn!

I don't think it's worth reporting to be honest.  Heard about other people trying to prove such things and then they got told 'but you could have planted that you-know-what in your cookie yourself' and no amount of explaining that I never use Sizzlin' Red-Hot on my you-know-whats would convince them.

Tesco did bring the missing bag at 5 so errr I guess I should feel 'lucky' then.  

 at Helio's Moving.....  

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Merry are you sure it belonged to a woman? If you could claim it belonged to Jesus then you'd really be famous and could charge people to look.

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