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Hope our Chaircat has a lovely day. Lots of Hills and first dibs on 'The Lap' 
PS thank you for the Exeat, your Ladyship 
You'll be putting your feet up even more than usual today I presume.
Werghy wergh-wergh. 
Many happy returns to the smartest cat since Archy and Mehitabel - our wonderful and inimitable Chaircat Midge!
Wergh, thank you all for your kind wishes. I has had a nice day. 
Pets the lovely kitty as much as Midge allows, with a little added rub behind the ears, "to grow on".
May all your days be sunshine and butterflies. May all your cakes be mackerel.