| The total being 12 partridges, 22 turtle doves covering the place in guano, 30 hens clucking away, 36 calling birds, 40 gold rings, 42 geese dropping eggs everywhere, 42 swans that you can't even eat because they belong to the Crown, 40 milkmaids and their cows, buckets of milk geting kicked over by 36 Bluebell girls, 30 Boris Johnson lookalikes jumping all over the place and slipping on the cowpats, 22 pipers playing the god awful Mull of Kintyre and accompanied by Ringo Star and eleven more of his mates. |