There was a silly thread on the Interwub awhile back, wherein you were to rewrite a well-known idiom or famous quotation, substituting or adding the word "underpants" in a strategic location. I thought a revival of this thread might be, erm, therapeutic.
For instance:
Et tu Brute? Then fall, underpants!
Well I put my thinking cap underpants on for this one 
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. his underpants
Sir Winston Churchill
A banker is a fellow who lends you his underpants when the sun is shining, but wants them back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain
Quite suitable in the current economic crisis I thought - and I love MT.
That's the spirit, Panikos and Merry.
How about Theodore Roosevelt's policy:
"Speak softly and carry big underpants."
To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires underpants.
Mary Pettibone Poole
Har! Good one, FO Ron.
The following famous combat advice is attributed to various military commanders, especially at the Battle of Bunker Hill:
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their underpants!"
Good advice Asy. Providing the enemy use a good quality soap powder. Hey, is that what Cromwell was thinking when he said "Put your trust in God and keep your powder dry"?
Absent minded professors perhaps?
Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields underpants
Peter Borden
Hilarious 
Beware of Greeks bearing underpants.
[Virgil]
I will steal Pani's Cromwell quote..
"Put your trust in underpants and keep your powder dry"
It means much the same with either word!
Ron
And another one.... must be the weather 
"To the soul, there is hardly anything more healing than underpants."
Thomas Moore (1779 - 1852)
Rob
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