as for A.
O, I and U may be harder 
Apostrophe (which Pani would like abolished )
Bondage (which I thought we could make compulsory) 
Carnage [less of this please]
Dirge
Less of them too.
Edge
[of a cold front arrived here with winds gusting to fifty mph]
Fire (hope you are basking in the heat of nice log blaze then, Asy)
Gauge
[alas, not until the chimney inspector comes Friday and tells us the fire damage...sigh]
So it won't be a hothouse then
Ice
[which they are predicting for the stormy weather tomorrow. So the chimmney inspector suddenly calls and says he'd rather come today. So Asy hastens off to do furious housecleaning. Argh, the place is a mess. Hope the sweeps aren't too fastidious.]
Joke
Erm I empathise with the cleaning urge, but afterwards would have been better 
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