No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office - George Bernard Shaw (I didn't check for accuracy of quotation)
Calories are the little buggers that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter! - (unknown)
all you could do is run for public office
or at least waddle.
Calories are the little buggers that get into your wardrobe at night
I tried mothballs to keep them away, but it didn't help.
...Anyway they tasted awful
.. but you do know they all leak out if you break a biscuit in half don't you?
Likewise, there are no calories in anything taken from another person's plate, or a free sample in a supermarket.
