Must be about time for the Lord to beam down a picture of himself onto a vegetable, or some consumable item, it seems ages since the last...
"Does this recent failure to appear on retail outlet stock indicate a change of heavenly policy?. Lets ask our guests tonight for their take on this"
"We have here in the studio, Pastor Fiddlewithme. A leading expert on grain products and their place in the heavenly plan"
"Well Jeremy, We have to first accept that bread has always had a special place in our Lord's heart. The breaking of bread indicating a sharing and closeness between family and friends. The giving of bread to the poor and hungry. And of course that time baby jesus fed bread to the swans and got his finger nipped"
"He's never really got over that and has developed quite an obsession about it"
"It's made quite a stir upstairs I'm sure. You can imagine the comments!"
'What is it this time.... A krispy kreme donut? His dad ought to make him look for a job. That boy's got too much time on his hands!"